Memoirs unvieled..

[Statuatory warning: This is meant to be read only by the people who have open minds, who dont have a problem with bad language being used and bad thoughts creeping in the minds]

Its hard to find true friends. But when you find them you get moments which remain in your memories forever. You cherish those moments, feel those moments , miss those moments. You want to relive them. Well, I am reliving mine with one of my best pals.. Kamal.
A day before exam, which most of us would like to forget, made unforgettable by a series of events.

A day before 'FM' exam [FM - Fluid Management ...
Fluid Measurments..
Fluid something..yaar dont remember]

Kamal at bansi's place.
Time -2.00 pm
Time left till exam - 19 hours
Course covered - Nil

"Chal Bansi , Lets start our studies.. yaar is baari phodna hai.............................................."
Long pause...
"toone"...............
Long pause..
Huge round of laughter..
"bas yaar mujhe paas kara de..".. kamal

"Ok.. lemme check out the course".. bansi
"Call Gandhi..Dont waste your time"...kamal
(Ashish Gandhi, The topper of the class whose notes are the rozi roti for photostat machine waale bhaia and whose phone is the lifeline to 57 people lives.. Once his phone was dead, it cost 4 people their lives...All of them got Re's)
"Ok.." bansi
"Ask him only the important questions.." kamal
"I know saale..." bansi

Calling Gandhi...
"Aur Gandhi pan[Beep].. maa[Beep]... kiddan hoia paper.. ".. kamal
Prolonged silence from the other side..
"Ashish tera phone hai..."
Silence...
Huge round of laughter..
"haloooooo...kaun".."Gandhi sounding sleepy and irritated
"pan[Beep].. maa[Beep]"..kamal
"Haan Kamal bol.."..Gandhi
"kya bol..course bata.."..kamal
"blah-blah-blah-blah-................................
-blah...
Bye"...Gandhi

Time - 2.30
Time left - 18.30
Course completed - Nil

"Yaar..Its too much.."...bansi
"Dont worry..tu kar lega"...kamal
"Book de.."...bansi
Kamal searches the bag to find FM book.. Finds nothing..
"Yaar bansi.."
long nervous pause
"book to ghar reh gayi"... kamal
"saale..kutte..kamine.. ".. bansi (The only Non veg words bansi speaks. In his mind he hurls other abuses as well.. )
"Get it asap..nahin to"...
Kamal leaves without a word said, trembling with fear ...

Time - 5.00
Time left - 16 hours
Course completed - Nil

Door bell rings..
"Manu..Kamal is there"..Mom
"Ask him to go away...I dont wanna talk to him.. saala fail hoga ony then ise akal aegi".. bansi
"yaar..sorry...aankh lag gayi thi"...kamal
"saale I m waiting 4 u for 2 hours..tu mujhe fail karaega"...bansi (Although he also slept in the meanwhile)
"nahin yaar bansi...tu kar lega".. kamal
"chal theek hai..koi nahin..lets start"...bansi (Sounding as if he is doing some kind of ehsaan on Kamal)
"bansi yaar.. " ..kamal
"Yaar thoda fresh ho jaate hain...Lets go to the park for a quick round."..kamal
'Quick..r u sure..saale tu mujhe fail karvaega"
"nahin tu kar lega"

Place - Park
Time - 5.30
Time left - 15.30 hours
Course completed - Nil

"yaar bansi..today she was wearing pink suit.. looking awesome"
(She's identity cant be revealed.. made a promise to kamal...so She'll be referred as 'She' in this blog)
"i know.." ..bansi
"She is so beautiful.." kamal
"Ya..Her figure is awesome"... bansi
"Kutte.. she is your bhabhi.."..kamal
"Ya...bhabhi's figure is awesome"...bansi
"Kutte..saale tum kutte log will never understand true love.."..kamal
"Yaar.. There is nothing like true love.. There is only one thing...".. bansi pulling kamal's leg
"You dirty fella..one day you will understand"..
"chal na"

Discussion goes on..

Time - 8.00 pm
Time left - 13 hours
Course completed - Nil

"Watt lag gayi yaar.."..bansi
"Chal yaar shuru kar de padhai.."..kamal
"Ok..tu peeche se kar..I'll start from the beginning'...bansi
"See u after an hour"...bansi

After Half an hour...

"Yaar bansi.. I cant study..main to pharre bana raha hoon"...kamal
"saale teri roz ki yahi kahaani hai"...bansi
"chal kal milte hain..paper main..bye"... kamal

Exam day
Place - DH1
Time - 8.45
Time left - 15 min

"Ho gaya course khatm"...kamal
"nahin saale... 2 chapter reh gaye"..bansi
"Mere to saare ho gaye.."kamal
"Saare chapters ke pharre bana liye"bansi
"yes"
"Chal..All the best"..bansi
"Same to you"...kamal

Exam ends..

Bansi meets Kamal..
"Yaar bansi..She was looking awesome in blue suit today..I couldn't concentrate.."..kamal excited
"Yaar paper was tough..Pass hoga ke nahin?".. bansi exhausted but confident
"Bansi yaar, She talked to me today..."... kamal
"What?"
"Aaj us ne mujh se pen maanga"..kamal
"Haha..chal saale..Kal SM ka paper hai..phati padi hai" bansi
"Haan..I.. .I .... 2 baje milte hain..bye" kamal

(Kamal goes to the library to get a chance to see her and talk to her, as she usually goes to library for her studies)

Bansi and Kamal meet at 2 pm at Bansi's house to 'study' for SM and the same saga continues.....

After few days, Result was declared
bansi - 73 %
kamal - 74 % (Abe dont think he is intelligent,pharre use kiye the us ne bhai..) .. But still dejected.. because..
..
...
....
..... He finally proposed her and got rejected..

[So you have read.. hmm... dirty mind]